Valentine’s Day with JoJo and Febbles

JoJo and Febbles return with a special Valentine’s Day post! By J.B., Jason Berry of Vacuum Tree Head.

Fun with stats: V-day edition

Today's chart rates four ex-girlfriends against criteria from an article at everything2.com:

Just like how women can be treated badly, men can also be treated badly. And for some reason, men are socially engineered to take more crap from the woman. Here are some of the things women who treat men badly do:

S L M D
1. “Disapprove” of him and his likes in
attempt to change the man.
X X
2. Keep reminding him that she wants to break-up with him on a
specific set date.
3. Taking for granted, his ability to understand and compromise. X X X
4. Taking advantage of his generosity. In this case, she
starts becoming a gold-digger.
X
5.
Getting her way whenever there is a conflict. Some would argue the man may be
passive at this point. But usually, the only thing he wants to avoid is a
meaningless argument.
X X X X
6. Flirting with other men either in front of him or behind his
back.
X X
7.
Cheating on him.
X X X
8. Not understanding that his personality can grow to
become more enlightened.
X X
9. Having sex
only when she wants.
X
10. Not respecting his private/personal life. X X
11. Arguing over every meaningless detail of either “what he
said” or “what he did”.
X X X
12. Having little tolerance and patience of his own
“flaws”.
X X X X
13. Not saying “sorry” when she’s wrong.
14.
Not admitting when she’s wrong and always trying to get him to admit he’s
wrong when he really isn’t.
X X X X
15. Blaming him for everything or anything that goes
wrong.
X
16.
Not going to important events with him. (e.g. his graduation, lifetime
achievement award ceremony, their wedding, etc…)
X
17. Not sacrificing nor compromising anything of
hers for his benefit. (Aren’t relationships suppose to be a two-way street?)
X X X X
18. Telling him “I don’t love you,” yet still wanting to
have sex with him.



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